We're sorry! We haven't made our full version
 of SpySheriff yet! Please try again in the next
 429 years, maybe by then we'll have the first 
part out of 8 done...

Don't worry about your money though, you're 
not getting it back, Read the Terms of Use, 
"No Refunds." In those 429 years though, if 
we remember, we'll email you the registered version...